dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

probablygoingplaces:

feathered—thing:

snowplay:

Oh my Gogh

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

American Horror Story: Easter

officialfrenchtoast:

looking at your notes after an exam

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i fucked up

earthdad:

do u ever just think of holding hands with someone who u like and get a boner

… for who could ever learn to love a beast?

White people will believe anything if they think it’s a Native American proverb.
Native American Proverb (via presidentobarna);

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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