I think I just got kicked out

I think I just got kicked out

susemoji:

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

They looked like someone threw a spoon into a bowl of runny mashed potatoes

molestialseasonings:

same

iwishihadafather:

im going on tour you guys! here are my tour dates:

  • taco bell: 5:00pm
  • mcdonalds: 5:20pm
  • chipotle: 5:43pm
  • panda express: 6:32pm

charlavail:

Are you a bear

mayawiig:

make me choose | anon asked: cecily strong or noël wells

”Some days I feel genuinely funny, some days I’m like: “Oh, I suck. Am I funny, or am I like the people in the audition process on ‘American Idol’ that don’t know that they’re not good?” I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny.”

zellah4:

OMFG